Joke I got from my classmate, Ash.

One day a guy died and found himself in hell.
As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.

The demon asked, “Why so glum?”

The guy responded, “What do you think? I’m in hell!”

“Hell’s not so bad,” the demon said.
“We actually have a lot of fun down here.
You a drinking man?”

“Sure,” the man said, “I love to drink.”

“Well you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink.
Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca.
We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!”

The guy is astounded. “Damn, that sounds great.”

“You a smoker?” the demon asked.

“You better believe it!”

“You’re gonna love Tuesdays.
We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out.
If you get cancer, no biggie. You’re already dead, remember?”

“Wow, the guy said, “that’s awesome!”

The demon continued. “I bet you like to gamble.”

“Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.”

“Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.
Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever.
If you go bankrupt, well, you’re dead anyhow.

You into drugs?”

The guy said, “Are you kidding? I love drugs!

You don’t mean…”

“That’s right! Thursday is drug day.
Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine.
You can do all the drugs you want, you’re dead, who cares!”

“Wow,” the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation.
I never realized Hell was such a cool place!”

The demon said, “You gay?”

“No.”

“Ooooh, you’re gonna hate Fridays!

I watched the much talked about The Dark Knight and it’s a really good movie in my opinion. Similarly themed with Police Story (III I think, not sure which). The one with Jackie Chan in it. Either way, I just watched with my brain switched off although I did find the voice switching part of Batman rather silly. As Bruce Wayne, he speaks just like anybody. As Batman, he goes low and gruff and it just sounds really strange after hearing how Bruce sounds.

Here’s a hilarious spoof shown to me by Vincent. I watched the whole video thrice already, damn funny.

Got addicted to a game again. Not good! Everytime it happens, I just stare into the screen for hours and miss all my appointments and datelines.

If anyone’s interested, this game is parody of McDonald’s. Uncreatively, it’s called "McDonald’s Videogame".

My classmate gave out the flash file itself so I could play it full screen. To play just for fun, go to this link here.

Took a few tries to finally get the cash going smoothly. I don’t think there’s an objective except to keep raking in the cash. Try hitting 100,000 bucks if you can

Today is one of the most “cmi” days ever. The day started when I woke up around noon and scrambled to the computer. Before I slept, I sent out two vital emails and urgently needed to know their replies. Bao Brown of 3Dsense replied requesting to meet today according to my request of meeting earlier. I scheduled it at 4.30pm and scrambled to collect the items on her list of things to bring. I needed to head to Beauty World to obtain some of them and arranged to meet Vincent there for lunch. That’s all for the background. Now comes the “diao” part.

1. We, the malnourished people, were already meeting for late lunch because I took long to find copies of my documents. In the end I still couldn’t find them and decided to just go make fresh copies of them.
2. Then I went out late for a collection of dumb reasons. In the end, Vincent called saying he reached when I’m supposed to be earlier so I stopped what I was doing and rushed out. Of course he wasn’t happy. I said I’d treat McDonald’s as a compensation.
3. Reached there pretty fast and found an ATM machine outside Beauty World. I do not have a single note in my wallet. I only had coins and guess what. The ATM machine decided to run out of money.
4. Vincent had only $15 in his wallet and the photographs cost a minimum of $12. This means we don’t even have enough to eat. I can’t even feed myself and I’m supposed to treat him.
5. We went to the adjacent building and was told there were no POSB/DBS ATMs there. Neither Vincent nor I had other cards.
6. I scrapped my coins out and with his coins produced about $3 more. Wow, how pathetic.
7. Hungry and miserable, we decided to share a drink and eat the $2 burgers available.
8. We obtained the photographs and took the remaining measly sum had and headed for lunch. In the queue, people stared as we counted the coins over and over again to make sure we could afford it.
9. By the way, Vincent said he wanted to take photographs too but we didn’t have enough cash for an extra set of photos. No thanks to me and the bloody ATM.
10. After ordering, I dumped a $2 note and a whole bunch of coins worth $4.15 to the cashier. Really felt like I was stricken with poverty.
11. After he walked away to get our order, I looked downwards and saw… the Ezlink payment device. -_-”
12. 5 seconds after that, I remembered I still haven’t photocopy documents and we’re almost dead broke.
13. After scrapping the wallets again, this was what we pooled - two 10cents and two 5cents. I’m feeling “rich”.
14. After praying that Dohby Ghaut had photocopying services, we took escalators to get to the exit where the bus stop was. That’s when Vincent saw a POSB branch office having a row of ATMs.
15. Everything went smoothly after that except for one more minor hiccup. We exited the MRT station and Vincent thought he was smart and pointed out “Are we going in the right direction?” I remembered Vivo was on the right not the left and headed there while being ’scolded’ again. Then I realized that this isn’t even Harbourfront. Lol! It was Clarke Quay.

New school semester:


At the first week:


At the second week:


Before the mid-term test:


During the mid-term test:


After the mid-term test:


Before the final exam:


Once know the final exam schedule:


7 days before final exam:


6 days before final exam:


5 days before final exam:


4 days before final exam:


3 days before final exam:


2 days before final exam:


1 day before final exam:


A night before final exam:


1 hour before final exam:


During the final exam:


Once walk out from the exam hall:


After the final exam, during the holiday:

I got this from my sister’s email. Very apt description of the average student’s semester. Those having exams now, good luck! Hope this brings down the stress levels for a bit.