Being a huge fan of Theme Hospital, I had mixed feelings when I heard of Hospital Tycoon. Sure, the graphics look good, but the overwhelming success of Theme Hospital are big shoes to fill. There will be comparisons, afterall they are hospital based tycoon games.
After many months of delay, I finally got Hospital Tycoon installed. Installation was smooth, the game took rather long to load but it was still alright. After the usual film sequences, I was taken to the menu which looked cute and fun. So far so good. Then it went straight to hell.
There were two modes - story mode and sandbox. I picked story mode since the game didn’t look complex. The first scenario was practically idiot proof but I managed to run into problems. So much for addressing me as manager of the hospital. I can’t command my doctors to do what I hired them for. They’ll only treat patients when they feel like it. Instead, I am somehow given power over relationships between my staff. If my staff is to run on AI, at least make it smarter. While my doctor is kissing his nurse, his patient is dying right outside his room. In the end I failed the level since the patient died.
Dumb staff AI aside, the patient AI is not much better. The receptionist could only register patients one at a time so while she was occupied, they’d do things like use a magazine stand. I placed two near the receptionist and another two across the room. I deduced that the fourth and furthest stand must be holding porn magazines because all the patients refuse to go to the other three nearer stands. Also, even if patients are 1% away from death, they sometimes prefer to stand then to choose an empty seat one tile beside them.
In the entire story mode, you get to run three hospitals, four times each. Story mode was such that there are four scenarios for each hospital and each time it was a progression of the plot from the previous scenario. What gets on my nerves is that after I complete a scenario, the hospital “resets” with all the rooms I added gone. Instead, I get a pre-determined template of the developer’s idea of how the hospital should be for that scenario. Granted it makes the story’s movie sequence accurate but this is a tycoon game. The interference is really annoying.
Enough of hospital administration. What’s a tycoon game without money? As far as money management go, it is rather poor. I command over 20 staff sometimes but I can’t see their wages. There’s no financial chart. As a result, I have a rather vague idea of my finances. Then again, the money making aspect of this game is too simple. All I have to do is to walk off to make coffee and return. And if I still do not have enough money, I just need to wait even more.
The game does still have a few saving graces. I like the idea of the story mode. It’s the only reason why I played finish all 12 scenarios. Hospital Tycoon inherits Theme Hospital’s winning humour. Diseases and treatment methods are as good and as hilarious. I like watching the skeleton (it’s a room decor item) do funny poses when no one is in the room. I really like the graphics. They make the game look really cute and fun.
Hospital Tycoon reeks of rushed development. It’s a real pity. I felt that it could have been a great game if they throw in more stuff, fix the bugs and come up with a better AI. The game is too simple. In short, it’s disappointing.