Im not into soft toys. I can’t see why people like to cuddle them and think they’re so cute until one day at Plaza Singapura, i saw a blue dolphin. The outer coat isn’t made from the normal material. It’s softer, smoother and nicer to touch. It is the only soft toy i’m interested in so far. I still hate all others but i didn’t buy it even though i really liked it a lot.

It was acquired as a birthday present. My first soft toy that i actually liked was, however, constantly fought over by me and my sister. Numerous attempts were made by my sister to sneak it away. I always steal it right back once any attempt succeed. Today i have a slightly different kind of attempt to deal with. It was kidnapping.

I was studying halfway when i recieved an SMS from "Yugi Dude". That’s my sister’s current nickname in my phonebook. She is actually just in the next room. Makes no sense sending me a message when we’re under the same roof. I must say, her English is absolutely horrendous.

Yugi: A threatening message to foongli: I have your dolphine. If you want her back, go to the ty basket.
Me: Nvm.. Leave him there… it’s ok, yugi dude…
Yugi: Well just in outside and see dolphine chan. Tell Me he really look like i kidnapped her.

Just for curiosity’s sake, i opened my room door and peered outside. I immediately doubled over with laughter. This is what i saw:

Surprisingly, there was no ransom note. Instead of rescuing my beloved dolphin-chan, i snapped photos of it. I thought it was rather fun and experimented with two more ‘kidnapped’ positions.